The Butthole and Taxes shirt takes a hilarious look at one of the oldest realities in history—taxes—and the characters that seem to come with them. It’s funny because it blends truth with sarcasm, calling out both the people who give less than they take and the chaos of where things sometimes end up. The humor lands because it’s relatable across generations—different systems, same frustrations. People will want this shirt because it says what everyone is thinking, but in a way that turns frustration into something you can laugh about. Scanning the QR code unlocks the full story experience, diving deeper into the comedy, history, and shared reality behind it all.
Product Highlights:
- Sharp, humorous take on taxes, history, and everyday frustrations
- Private owner-access content not available on normal social media
- Free speech comment section on the landing page
- Premium tri-blend fabric that is soft, light, and comfortable
- QR-driven story experience tied to the shirt
- Easy sharing because other people can scan the shirt and discover the content
Important Product Notes:
- Please review our Terms of Service before purchase.
- Wearing, owning, gifting, or possessing a Brand Longinus garment may result in others scanning the QR code.
- By purchasing or wearing the garment, the purchaser and wearer accept responsibility for use and interactions related to the product.
- The shirt has continued to scan after normal care following manufacturer recommendations through 10 washes.
- The quality of art and QR code scanning can differ by size, and all shirts have been tested for quality control.
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Liam Carson –
At first the price was like wow kind of expensive, shirt is quality and feels great, also the content is stupid crazy. LOL update the content more often.
Kimberly –
Could use a better background around the image. Not sure why it’s gold kind of sucks. The shirt is comfortable and nice, great fit. The website the shirt sends you to is bland but the videos are funny. Keep trying you guys will get it right.
Sam Ferrington –
Very interesting product. I like it. Add more content. But this is what ingenuity is bout, we need this. F taxes and B= those taxes.
Travis Ore –
Not going to wear a shirt with a roll of TP on the back and the word butthole on the front.
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This is a stupid idea
Scott –
Video on facebook is funny, got the shirt, ok you got me, but only 4 stars because you need more stuff dude
Patrick A Traylor –
Thought I’d give this shirt a try and get another if they were really good. I was very pleasantly surprised. The weight of the cloth was just right and what I really liked the best was the soft feel, can’t believe they sell this at this price. The QR code on the back is a nice touch, leads you to a website with content about the shirt. So, I’m about to purchase another shirt probably the Toxic lol. Great value!!
Shane Lemmon –
Comforatable, funny site, i like the scan tron on the back, no too noticible but enough. Great product
James Parnell –
This is some funny stuff…. More
Brarbra Muser –
Got this for my husband. Came 3 days early and the qr code works and perfect fit. He absolutely loves it ❤️