The Fusion Shirt by Brand Longinus
At the pinnacle of each Longinus Brand garment rests a meticulously crafted design on the center upper spine. Embark on a journey into the narrative of the wearer’s shirt by seamlessly scanning the embedded QR code. In a world where garments often leave us pondering their significance, Longinus Brand transcends the ordinary, weaving the fabric of fashion with the threads of modern technology. Extend a gesture of kindness and inquire politely if you may unravel the tale behind the attire by scanning the shirt. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a bridge to new connections and comedy. Forge the beginnings of meaningful friendships with those who resonate with the unique stories each shirt tells. Meet the characters that tell the comedy laced stories and watch them on each individual shirts landing page. Brand Longinus is not merely about fashion; it’s about fostering connections through comedy and bringing people together. There’s an unparalleled joy in sharing and relating to stories, and Longinus Brand makes that experience unforgettable.
Fusion Shirts with Embedded QR Code
The Story Matters
The Story Matters shirt is the ‘gateway to the story of faith and Jesus’ kind of content enabled clothing.
The Lord is my Shepherd
The Lord is my Sheppard shirt is the ‘Content of a Biblical story’ shirts.
The Chandler
The Chandler shirt is the ‘I need full Service’ for all of us who do. Sure to provide the service of comedy.
The Bad Customer
The Bad Customer is a historic posture taken against the crime ridden internet we have all come to enjoy. Show that you too can be a bad customer and buy the flipping shirt.
The Demand Excellence
he Demand Excellence shirt is the ‘Welcome to post Covid’ we have all come to know as reality.
The Toxic
The Toxic shirt is the ‘you can’t handle the truth’ so you lash out and we find it kind of funny. The Toxic is dedicated to all those clerk typists out there who think their opinion matters.
The Butthole and Taxes
The Butthole and taxes shirt is the ‘Which one are you’ of shirt comedy.
The Cheese Finger
The Cheese Finger shirt is the ‘Parmesan’ kind of funny. The Cheese Finger is dedicated to all those who have or know someone who just wanted more cheese.
The Old Couple
he Old Couple shirt is the ‘Ham or Turkey, and Half or Whole’ so talk slowly so I can understand you of all shirts. The Old Couple brings couple level comedy to the masses and we provide the shirt for it.
Been A Dick Arnold
The Been a dick Arnold shirt is the ‘People’s choice for America’s Arnold’ of shirt comedy.
The Mother In Law
he Mother In Law shirt is the ‘questioning everything and judgment’ kind of funny to ensure ‘you’re better than everyone else’.
The Weekend Ruiner
The Weekend Ruiner shirt is the ‘Blame everyone else for my life style’ kind of content enabled clothing. The Weekend Ruiner is all about poor decisions and the weekends they ruin.
About Brand Longinus
At Brand Longinus, we believe that the clothes you wear are an expression of your unique personality. We combine technology, clothing and entertainment to reach millions through our three business segments. Our first segment is the Fusion shirts, we combine comedy, clothing and technology designed to provide our audience with stress free and valuable content.
At the pinnacle of each Longinus Brand garment rests a meticulously crafted design on the center upper spine. Embark on a journey into the narrative of the wearer’s shirt by seamlessly scanning the embedded QR code. In a world where garments often leave us pondering their significance, Longinus Brand transcends the ordinary, weaving the fabric of fashion with the threads of modern technology.
Extend a gesture of kindness and inquire politely if you may unravel the tale behind the attire by scanning the shirt. It’s more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a bridge to new connections and comedy. Forge the beginnings of meaningful friendships with those who resonate with the unique stories each shirt tells. Meet the characters that tell the comedy laced stories and watch them on each individual shirts landing page.
Brand Longinus is not merely about fashion; it’s about fostering connections through comedy and bringing people together. There’s an unparalleled joy in sharing and relating to stories, and Longinus Brand makes that experience unforgettable.